July 01, 2004

New Handheld?

Seems like everyone and their uncle is coming out with a handheld game console these days. Pretty soon we're going to have so many N-Gages, Gizmondos, Zodiacs, PSPs, MoMAs, and DSs that none of them will sell and we'll end up tossing them into a massive "handheld" dumpster.

But I digress. A startling new development in a sea of new developments has come to light: namely, a new handheld from a behemoth of a company, capable of coming on top in the upcoming handheld war.

Our fearless reporter E. went to great lengths to dig up this exclusive photo from the internal development department of the largest software company in the world! No, not McDonalds; Microsoft.

We also have some information about this monster, the Xbox Portable. It will have a high resolution CRT screen, some buttons, and will sell for no less than $600 and no more than $1.6 billion. Mr. Gates is reputedly "very pleased."

I think it brings new meaning to the word "portable."

Posted by Andre at July 1, 2004 03:00 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Time to throw the old into the dumpster and buy the shinest new handheld :)

Posted by: willy at July 8, 2004 10:54 PM

this is just an x-box with the new screen attachment for traveling with some buttons photo swapped onto the consol, easily done by even a feekin monkey idiot.

Posted by: dave at June 26, 2006 11:27 AM
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